We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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