we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Randomize
