She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Randomize
