It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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