Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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