I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
