You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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