My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
My vagina just recognized that song.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
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