Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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