idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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