I just made out with a guy for $7.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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