Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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