My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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