Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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