I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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