i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
he fucked my hip out of place.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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