i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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