dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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