Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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