Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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