I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
