You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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