I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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