i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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