If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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