Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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