I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
This can only be settled by a dance off.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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