"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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