He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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