i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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