Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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