question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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