Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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