peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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