she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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