how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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