What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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