I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
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I think I sprained my soul last night
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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