I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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