the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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