She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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