I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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