Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
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sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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