sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Randomize
