Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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