im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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