I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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