I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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