I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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