whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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